Rules, refunds and other bad news

Every project's territory is its total contribution divided by all money on the canvas. Territories are relative: when someone else pays, your slice shrinks even though you didn't lose anything. That is the whole joke.

Pixel counts, ranks and positions can change at any moment. Nothing here is a reservation, a lease, or a promise of a fixed spot.

Contributions are final and non-refundable. You are buying vanity, not a service, not advertising inventory, not a guarantee of traffic. If your logo gets smaller, that is the product working as intended.

Payments are processed by Stripe. Fraudulent or disputed charges get the project removed from the wall.

Anything can be taken off the wall without notice, in particular:

• NSFW, sexual, or gore imagery
• Scams, phishing, malware, fake tokens or "investment" bait
• Hate speech, harassment, or targeting a person
• Impersonating a brand or website you don't run
• Illegal content, or anything that gets us in trouble

Removal is at our discretion and does not come with a refund. If you think something should not be up there, tell us and it goes down.

Logos are fetched automatically from the domain you submit, or uploaded by you. By adding a project you confirm you have the right to use that logo and link. Clicks are counted publicly — that number is part of the flex.

There are no logins. Whoever pays for a domain can grow it; anyone can boost anyone. The canvas may be reset, redesigned, archived or shut down. Treat money spent here as money spent on a joke you liked.